I hate shopping .. SEPT 2011..inspired by women I know..

I hate Shopping - inspired by women I know..
 ok,, Lets face it guys, we hate shopping with the wives , girl friends.. or what not.. Why ? Simple Women in general , don't know what they want. They say I'm only buying this , but they often buy different things , and most times, things they don't need. Like shoes,. oh my god,, women love shoes, it doesn't matter  they have a closet full of shoes , if they see a pair they like , they buy it , and guess what they get stuck in a box in one of their many closets around the house. What makes me laugh is when I see my wife's closet full of clothes and then she say she has nothing to wear.. Are you kidding me? I see many dresses  short, long , dressy , casual, the same with blouses , etc.. I see clothes that still have tags on them.. Go figure. Guys .. well most of us , we have a plan . we need socks,, we go look for our sizes and what they are for,, sports , dressy , uniforms, we purchase and we are done.. Women, they have no real plan. They say yea I need a dress, but we all know it goes from dress to I need new shoes, new sweater , or blouse, I need to change my hair or do my nails,,, its a constant guessing game. That's why I hate shopping , first off they ask your opinion , you tell them, and guess what they disregard it. Or how about when they try everything on at the store and don't buy anything.. I hate that.. But it goes on and on and for men, the best bet is let the girls do their shopping thing and give them a time and place to meet at the mall. Because I hate wasting time looking at girly things.. I never liked when I was a teenager , and the hell I like it now that I'm a old man,.. I rather look at video games , or sports equipment or automotive stuff. I'm so glad I have no girls , because to be honest I would not take her or give her anything. I would not teach her to learn how  drive , I would not buy her a car and I would scare every boy that even looked at her.. Its a guy thing we feel no dude is good enough for our daughter , ad we all know the nice routine is bullshit.. In other words been there , done that!! Ladies , when guys say they don't mind shopping with you , its a lie, we hate it.. We don't like holding your bags or looking at you in different dresses, because we all know you guys don't care what we think anyways so why bother? Anyways , I hate shopping with girls because its takes the whole day.. They can go to all the shops at the mall , and still have energy to do more shopping.. Guys don't like it,, we are inpatient bunch, unless you buy things for us,, but most of the time men rather watch a replay football game than go shopping with girls.. But, you girls always seem to trick us , or catch us off guard , and we accompany you to these events,, and thank goodness for high tech phones with Internet or games , like angry birds, because with out it,, I would go crazy roaming or waiting on you ladies to finish your window shopping.,. The shopping most men love is car shopping , video games, car parts , and maybe clothing for men, but anything else drives us crazy!! Until my next life story event.. Take Care! THE SOURCE PRODUCTIONS @ 2011