Black beauty causes road rage? Inspired by Sara and Len..

Black Beauty causes Road Rage? Inspired by Sara and Len..
 First off.. Why a Bird wants to settle in a exhaust in a muscle car makes no sense.. Then when it rained today.. I said././ Give beauty a Break.. But typical so cal fashion.. the sun comes out.. and the streets get dried up and I'm tempted to take beauty out.. I mean how an I resit those beautiful eyes and the nostrils coming form that sleek and shiny black body frame.. 
 So , I pick up my boys.. but before doing so I run to Walmart for stuff, and low and behold i have young kids ,,, burning rubber or trying to,, They want to see beauty in action.. I get cars roll up beside me slowly.. or fast to take looks.. at beauty.. But that's ok.. but when I get to my sons school , then the Mayhem begins.. First a kid in a big truck tailgates me and nearly side swipes beauty.. close call. But i'm ok.. then while leaving the crowded parking lot.. another young buck comes tail gates me.. and tries to force me to go fast.. I stand fast..  but MY anger is raging.. I mean I have another car next to me.. just sits at the light staring at my car.. People are honking.. I'm thinking is everyone mental today.. So.. I'm now at a four way stop.. and this old lady.. proceeds to go straight . and I proceed to make a left turn.. But this old lady now.. want to make a left turn nearly smashing beauty on the side front fender.. So Yes.. I'm irate. I yelled " Make your mind bitch.. and use your signal lights.. I stare her down. and burn rubber.. leaving the area with clouds of smoke.. and with my luck.. moments later 2 local cops roll by.. and they have their radars on me.. But I'm under control.. I mean i have my state of the art radar detector.. But the blood is boiling and yes.. Road Rage.. maybe. its just it seems having a muscle car.. especially mine creates so much attention or havoc.. Because of its uniqueness and its hypnotizing red stripes or hash marks.. I always thought this car would create attention.. But nothing Like i have since I've owned this car for nearly a year... Its seems every freaking day I have astories or incidents , whether i look for it or not.. But I must admit it makes for great blog material but it sure does raise the blood pressure.. Its no wonder my dear wife , doesn't like riding in this car.. Its really annoying.. People relax. Its just a retro looking car with a over the top attention grabbing driver.. Relax.. Temecula Valley.. But it didn't matter if I drove to San Diego or Los Angeles.. This car just draws attention faster than flies on shit.. But you know what.. As much as it does that.. I still Love my Challenger.. Its me.. its encompassing , its exciting.. and for all you .. Its a nice break from reality .. and reading about another persons pain... My pain is your gain in entertainment or reading pleasure.. So enjoy and keep encouraging me Sara and Lenny.. Because It seems you girls know how to push my buttons and make me write things.. Thanks for the ideas and stay tuned for more stories about Black beauty...  oh.. one more thing.. while picking up my baby boy.. a group of Mexican boys said to their mama. I love that car!! I smiled and it made my day.. But as soon as i pull up.. I have another rice burner racer car. tail gating me and running by me like they late for dinner or what.. My life with beauty.. till death do us apart or until I get so stressed and trade it on for a Mercedes or Audi Luxury car.. ?? Yea right?? hehe.. Drive carefully and if you see beauty on the road.Just smile and wave.. I'm sure I will give you a show.. hehe..
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