Why Me? Inspired by Lenny..

Why Me ? Inspired by Lenny..
 Why Me? Why Not? I have the best of luck.. It doesn't matter what.. Whether its getting a long line at the grocery store when I'm in a hurry or.. Getting a phone a day before the hottest one comes out or.. Paying off a car and breaks the next day.. ? Its always me.. My truck never had issues and the moment I get the Pink Slips.. MY windshield cracks open.. go figure.. !?! Then I get recall for the family van.. and the day I suppose to take it to dealer.. Windshield shatters//? Why not.. ? Then after that. I get a flat tire on both sides of the car or truck.. Why? Why? Why? Well anyways.. Today ,, I pick up my wife's phone.. and get set to take van to dealer... But wait.. ? The coil springs break and at first.. I thought it fell on top of my Challenger. because I did park it close,. But luckily it was outside and boom. The coil breaks. and the wires fall to the ground.. Of course I try to raise it up ,, and Guess what,, ? Those doors are really Heavy.. oh well.. so another thing breaks... whoow is me? Why Me? Why Not? I mean .. My life has always been a drama filled , comedy filled experience.. But isn't this a bit too much??For someone that is retiring.. It seems ,I gonna my fair share of drama or issues.. But like my good friend and long sister Lenny said to me.. God loves the way I respond to all the issues,., I think so? I mean, who else goes into a sporting goods for a few minutes only to find his prized truck is broken into.. and a witness takes down the license plate of the crook,. Only to find the car they were driving was a stolen car? Go figure right? But one thing is for sure I'm taking it well, I have too, it happens so many times.. Like MY car gets stolen from my house ,and found later hundreds of miles away.. stripped of parts and all my Navy gear removed from the trunk. I was due to report the next day.. Go figure.. !!? But its how i roll.. Shit happens to me all the time!?1 But I always rebound.. I mean I have too, I don't give up or give in.. I love challenges.. I guess the Muscle car I purchased . Has me .. down pat.. " THE CHALLENGER.!!" that's me.. always the under dog.. always defending his turf, always on the prowl so to speak.. I'm not complaining about my life and I'm sure all of you get kicks out all the adventures I get into.. Navy, fights in civilian life.. Parties,, dance routines.,. Black beauty stories.. blogs.. Its all out there , but for reals.. MY life is a trip and I'm living it every day.. and I know deep down inside.. I really don't want it any other way,, But full of fun,.adventure and challenges.. Its me.. Why Me? Why NOT..? AND FOR ALL OF YOU.. ENJOY!! And for my long lost sister.. Thanks for the support and enjoy the blogs.. Because My life is like a drama... It never ends??
Why Me? Why not? haha.. 
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