THE MEXICAN RIDE- ILLEGAL ALIENS-

The  Mexican ride -illegal aliens - inspired story from someone i once knew..
 OK, once again I'm with my home boys (vatos) Barkada's We are in my homeys brand new Toyota truck. We are toasted < I mean I think everyone is higher than a kite. So we decide to go to San Ysidro or was it Otay Mesa crossing .. oh whatever we decide to drink and tell stories. Then suddenly we see a group of illegal aliens . they keep crossing our path in the tick of the night.. They keep crossing our path , not bothering us .. Then the leader ,me of course say " Lets get a few of them and drive around for a hour or so an then drop them off somewhere. The owner of the truck Johnny who is really fucked up.. drunk , says " yeah lets fucken do it !" I stagger up and go up to one of these guys hiding in the bush and say " Que pasa, donde esta ? ask the, they look and shrug LA -and I say in broken ass spanish I will take u there.." yo tengo dinero? they reply " si" I say " to do al of it > they reluctantly agree . So they get in the back of the flat bed truck , we cover them up in blankets and we drive around otay mesa , laughing our asses off
  So the story goes we finally stop i guess a few miles or more from where they were and point back to the border ,, and say LA - diretso straight ahead,, . They smile and say muchas gracias as they scamper over the hills. We wait until they are out of sight before we roll down laughing..
 Is the night over? so we end up trippin till the morning , none of us could drive , so around 5 or 6 am I get the power to drive the freakin truck to my homeys house a few miles away. Guess what, as soon as I park the truck , Blinkers go on in front iof my friends house. I say " oh shit !" I', 17 0o 18 yrs old I 'm screwed .well he pulls beside us . Mo it/'s not a cop[ but a pinche " La migra!"
 Hell yells " donde esta illaves?" I said " que no?" he repeats his order , I say " aqui , aqui, holding them up in my hands. Donde esta indentificacion?" I say "aqui!" Que pasa  officale.? " First off I'm thinking why the fuck am I speaking spanish, I figure i better break this !! because these fools think we are smugglers or what? Hey officer , I'm American citizen. He's gets pissed off ~!La migra officer says" How come you  answered me in spanish?' Well , I grew up here plus i was schooled in spanish .. ESL classes - English as a second language.. He said to me " You are Filipino who speaks fluent Spanish ..I said " si!" ok " he said " what are u guys doing ? I said we are coming back from a camping trip and this is my friends house. we are just going to chill here before we all head home..Is this your truck he asked ? I said no, it's my friend johnny , he;s i the back seat passed out. He went on to say " you guys been drinking ?' I said they have , I'm the driver. Ok , he hands back my drivers license and looks at me sternly and said. " Be careful they are alot of reports of stolen trucks around here. I said " muchas gracias!" He looks at me and say " yeah, next time INS pulls you over i suggest you speak English . I said :" No problema !" He again looks at me .. the expression was " what a smart ass punk!" Thank god he didn't turn us in. He could of easily called the cops. Why we had beer all in the truck open containers and all. But luck was on my side , like so many times already in my life. But it sure was a night a night I will never forget or ever try again .. well at least the illegal alien prank , anyways.. until the next episode of the source . Take care.. THE SOURCE PRODUCTIONS @2011