TJ-BAJA ,CA " ARE YOU GAY?"

TJ-BAJA ,CA. ' ARE U GAY ?inspired tale from someone i once knew..
 Back in the day, I was a heavy drinker , I started at a very young age, it didn't help father and elder brother were essentially drunk ass fools. Like a fool I followed their foot steps. Why? TJ, back in the day it was the place to be, for under age drinkers and easier to cross, In fact , it was like a second home. Que NO?
 Ok, I decided to go with my gangster brother Al, just us, I thought that was weird we usually ran around with other guys , But this night he wanted to check out the local strip joints on our own..
 So we drove intoTJ , with our junker , throwaway car , meaning a piece of shit car. we didn't care it got stolen , vandalized or what. It just got us to point A to Point B, so we park , pay some dude pesos, and extra to protect our car> Ok.. w paid him and we hailed a cab , " Que onda" Donde esta the strip ? ok. ese , vamanos , so off we go,.,.
  We hit the strip , avenue revloucion,  or something like that. Its a trip , it;s like a cheap ass movie , so we pass bars and guys coming out " Buenos Noches Amigo, u guys wants to see rucas dancing.. ?" My baby brother was game but I said lets keep walking.. Club after club.. we walk this street , Finally,.. I find a strip club that I like or I thought I would.. We go in , we get our cold corona's , So we get set for the show.. They dim the lights and the strippers come out.. They start doing their thing , but i wasn't into it. they looked like hookers, they were dirty ,. sluty , and old.. remember I was 16 0r 17 yrs old so , I thought naything over 25 WAS OLD.. So I grabbed my brothers arm and said " Lets Roll>>the owner follows us outside and says" Que onda?" I said " calma, hasta la bye bye>" The man said you want to see other ladies , we have alot more to see?" I said " No mas, amigo!" Al , says to me " Whats wrong ,, lets go back in and enjoy the show..!" He loves Mexican women , but I say "No!" it sucks in there!" The old guys comes back out and says again " Amigos' I have lots of ladies , not only for dancing , yo tengo dinero for panocha?" These rucas are mas fina 1" I said NO ay !:" he's now getting irritated " Que onda ese , in spanish " Are u guys gay?" and walks off pissed off. Now I'm pissed off and I want to kick his old bald ass loser up! But the bouncer at the front door cholo looking vato , advises me to walk away. My bro, Al pulls me away and we stagger away into the tj freaking night. Another night only a pinche chino could get into. Is this for real ? Are u gay? Are u kidding me?''The Source productions @2010..